Absolution Bro

You are sweating out a ton of toxins right now. Tonight you’re gonna put a ton of toxins back into you. And tomorrow morning you’ll be in here again, sweating them back out. When you were a kid your mom used to drag you to mass and you’d bang your knees on the kneelers and you hated the smell of the old man priests but now you’re at a college with a swank new gym and you have the sauna to absolve you.