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Stranded in the dictionary, in a tunnel under the archway of an m. Me, a meager meal ticket meanderer, meaningless measureless mediocrity, melancholic melodramatist, membrane menace, menagerie mentality, mercurial merman, messy metallurgist, metaphorical metric, microcosm middleman, midnight Milky Way milieu, mind-bending mind-boggler, mindless mindset, minefield mirage, misanthrope miscalculation, miscellaneous miscreant, misgiving, misnomer, misprint, mispelled mistake, mnemonic moat, mobius mockery, molehill monger, monogrammed monomaniac, moonscape, moot morpheme, morose mortuary, mossy motive, mottled moue, mourner mouthpiece, mucus mudflat, mundanity murderer, muscle mutant, muzzled myriad, myself.

Me, a melange of characters, separated from myself by 1,108

words and counting.

Me, a melange of characters, none of which contain myself.

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How many words exist between me and you?