PALMISTRY FOR THE MODERN AGE
Hannah Pass

 

A week before my wedding, Anna called and said, “I'm in love with my palm reader.”

 

We had overlapped, in love simultaneously.

 

I ear-hugged the phone, yanked out the laundry, separated Steve's darks from whites. I folded his boxers into squares. Our bedroom held a bunch of used cups, rubbers plants, boxes and boxes covered in summery dust.

 

Outside: neighbors barbequing, inflatable pools, discussion on newly acquired anxieties.

 

“I often worry that people are watching me!”

 

“I often worry that people are avoiding me, frequently!”

 

I told myself I truly was in love. Twitterpated and doe-eyed.

 

Anna described her palm reader and I said, frankly, “Anna, girly, you have a palm reader?” As if it were as common as having a hairstylist or dentist.

 

“She's just so, how do I phrase it? Gentle,” Anna said.

 

“Predictable?”

 

“Present.”