DW: It’s really important for people to learn this history because it means we can prevent making the same mistakes over and over again.

AS: Imagine a future where there’s a nostalgia for Drunk History and the show returns with stories from our present-day events. Which current events would you hope they’d cover?

JK: That’s nerdy. I love that. But as a one-sentence sound bite, that’s like we’ve gotta go get some beers and talk about this for hours.

DW: Present day episodes wouldn’t be funny. People can laugh at the past but as for the shit going on today, there’s nothing funny about it. It would just be a bunch of drunk people talking about sad events. It would probably be on CNN. Well, let me ask you a question. Let’s keep going. What is it that you don’t like about the show?

AS: I’m actually not too keen on the vomiting. It’s a little intense to see guests getting that sick and I know you may use it as, say, a warning or something, but it’s just too much for me.

DW: Well, I am proud to say that there is no vomiting in Season 2. You know why we showed it before, right? In the beginning, people thought it was fake so that was our way to prove that the show is real and that people are getting that drunk. It’s been a blast though. I am really excited for Season 2. It’s ten times — no wait, eleven times — better.

AS: Derek, Jeremy, you’re both very funny. For the sake of my publication and to conclude this interview, I’d like to ask y’all who your favorite wag is? Wag has a dated meaning “a person who makes facetious jokes.”