CHOKING AND SOMEWHAT SERIOUS ABOUT IT

I’ve three fourths of a mind

to crash this four-wheeler

into the abandoned greenhouse

might discover what the detectives have failed to

might hide it from them

might get charged with conspiracy

So derivative is the nonsense and think

I came here to explain what aches and what does ache

is that you’re a goddamned lighthouse

golden showering the only road out of town

The frequency of unhealthy behavior

is being dialed up by the gnome we’d fired weeks ago

There is a discrepancy

between the need to be alone

and the pheromones each night

wasted on the rug

I am not

seeking anyone

maintaining a stable relationship with Christ

but if you’ve got one

I wouldn’t mind meeting y’all at Chili’s during 2-4-1

I’ve qualms

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