WOLPE

Kevin said that I would find you here

here, among the rotten oysters of Hatfield, Connecticut

blasphemy swept the nation like a toy craze

the day that Florida fell to Milan

forensic science can prove whether or not

children have brushed their teeth before bedtime

but then, for me, it has always been natural

for parrots to parade about like royalty

the quality control department

can help you with anything you need regarding

the official merchandise of Alfred J. Kwak

for other matters, please consult waste management

Freddy made a fortune off of those pansy toys

he even eats fishsticks for breakfast

don’t you want to clean the archbishop’s tablecloth?

shaving and waxing will get you halfway there