CHOPIN
Salisbury Steak Recipes
Cleveland Clown Hotels
Violent Femmes Megafans
Coin-Operated Vibrators
Breast Pump Cleaning Solutions
Flat-Haired Brisbanites
Island-Educated Plastic Surgeons
Oval-Shaped Coffee Tables
January-Born Nobel Prize Laureates
Scooby-Doo Coloring Pages
Medically-Tested Limb Extenders
Gender-Specific Geriatric Toilet Seat Pillows
Californian Pop-Punk Sensations
Precedents for Home Invasions
Blanket-Wrapped Kittens
Every time I close my eyes I pretend that I am Pat Boone, crooning you into a state of lustful wonder. Join me in my journey. We can sail the seas together until they send the troops home.