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Salisbury Steak Recipes

Cleveland Clown Hotels

Violent Femmes Megafans

Coin-Operated Vibrators

Breast Pump Cleaning Solutions

Flat-Haired Brisbanites

Island-Educated Plastic Surgeons

Oval-Shaped Coffee Tables

January-Born Nobel Prize Laureates

Scooby-Doo Coloring Pages

Medically-Tested Limb Extenders

Gender-Specific Geriatric Toilet Seat Pillows

Californian Pop-Punk Sensations

Precedents for Home Invasions

Blanket-Wrapped Kittens

 

Every time I close my eyes I pretend that I am Pat Boone, crooning you into a state of lustful wonder. Join me in my journey. We can sail the seas together until they send the troops home.