TABLE OF CONTENTS
Addressing new science that suggests the Internet is making us psychotic
A seinfeldian interview about nothing and haircuts, marijuana, and Thomas Bernard
The comedian addresses Whitney Houston, hecklers and other peeves
37Poetry
38"Why Would You Name a Room Blanche Devereaux?"
Brice Peterson
42Apocalypse Fistpump and other poems
Russell Jaffe
46Crap Bitches and other poems
K. Silem Mohammad