PURCELL

Clive Owen sends his congratulations

a once in a lifetime only comes once

and a little flamboyance never hurt anyone

my mining profits outweigh my gambling winnings by 14 percent

I made my investments with the Lord by my side

just in case you didn’t like my Frisbee trophy

jousting will come easily once you pass the orientation

would you give your life for the city of Medford?

French kissing is pretty gross but I like it

wallowing in the sins of others will not save your soul

my mother taught me how to get a recipe published

but only lame-ass Christians live here